Nooooooooo. I got called for a job interview at the Loft and I accidentally said that I would only work for the summer so they said no thank you. Nooooooooo. 

It’s okay, I know nothing about fashion, so I would have been a terrible sales person.

@1 minute ago

toddstatus:

The last one just kills me.

(via candyy-warhol)

@57 minutes ago with 91998 notes

my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like image

(Source: tridant, via hipstersinspace)

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cailleyissocoollike:

I. WANT. TO. MAKE. THIS. RIGHT NOW. OMG

cailleyissocoollike:

I. WANT. TO. MAKE. THIS. RIGHT NOW. OMG

(Source: marscity18)

@17 hours ago with 62 notes

Olivia Munn on Ellen. 

@42 minutes ago
#I'm officially in love with this woman #olivia munn 
suicideblonde:

I can not overstate my devotion to this movie.

suicideblonde:

I can not overstate my devotion to this movie.

(via cobain-s)

@14 hours ago with 2006 notes

pseudobitch:

Can’t tell if I want her or if I want to be her.

@17 hours ago with 4 notes
#alexis-krauss #my idol #so jealous of all the little kids who had her as a teacher 

broriarty:

plot twist i never met your mother you were adopted now go to bed

(via castiel-for-president)

@17 hours ago with 3571 notes

Just bought tickets to go see the Nationals vs. Red Sox. 

I’m not a big fan of baseball, but watching my two homes vs each other is going to be awesome.

@23 hours ago